« All Persons Quotes · Chelsea Handler's Page
Persons Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.
- I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.
- I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just…
- Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? It's a pain you…
- You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
- I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than…
- Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said…
More Persons Quotes
- We tend to become what the most important person in our life thinks we will become. Think the best, believe the best,… — John C. Maxwell
- Only two Persons In The World Can Tell The Truth About you , . 1) A Dear one Who Is Angry On… — Ritu Ghatourey
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
- You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our charity. The… — Swami Vivekananda
- Out of hate, if you try to love that love will just be a hidden hate; it cannot be anything else-you are… — Rajneesh
- Ji-li's deeply moving story should be on the shelf of every person's library. Her courage in the face of adversity and her… — Nien Cheng
- Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?' Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains… — Cassandra Clare