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Person Quotes by George Carlin
- Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
- If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.
- Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"
- When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.
- Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking
- A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's…
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should…
- Abraham Maslow said that the fully realized person transcends his local group and identifies with the species. But the election of Ronald Reagan might've been…
- The worst thing about e-mail is that you can’t interrupt the other person. You have to read the whole thing and then e-mail them back,…
- If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
- If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead
- People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people. I hate a group of people with a 'common purpose'. 'Cause pretty soon they…
- Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of…
- Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
More Person Quotes
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and… — Aristotle
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
- I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it? — Richard Bach
- The first person to promulgate the Golden Rule, which was the bedrock of this empathic spirituality, was Confucius 500 years before Christ. — Karen Armstrong
- A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. If you have 10 people cheering and one person booing, all you hear… — Lance Armstrong
- As filmmakers, we can show where a person's mind goes, as opposed to theater, which is more to sit back and watch… — Darren Aronofsky
- I think it's important as a filmmaker, as any person working in the arts, that you've got to try new stuff and… — Darren Aronofsky
- No matter how busy you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important. — Mary Kay Ash
- Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not… — Mary Kay Ash
- Criticize the act, not the person. — Mary Kay Ash
- A wise person decides slowly but abides by these decisions. — Arthur Ashe