"In comic strips, the person on the left…" — George Carlin
"In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Always Speaks Quotes
This quote is filed under Always Speaks Quotes,
one of 15 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.
— Jean Cocteau
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The third always speaks the unspeakable words.
— Tupac Shakur
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Luckily, many other people tell me how they have had a particular landscape photograph of mine in their office or…
— Galen
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I'm a war of head versus heart, it's always this way. My head is weak, my heart always speaks, before…
— Ben Gibbard
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To me, art almost always speaks more forcefully when it appears in an imperfect, accidental, and fragmentary way, somehow just…
— Witold Gombrowicz
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Unless one always speaks the truth, one cannot find God Who is the soul of truth.
— Ramakrishna
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Well-behaved: he always speaks as if his mother might be listening.
— Mason Cooley
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I never paid you a compliment, Rachel, in my life. Successful love may sometimes use the language of flattery, I…
— Wilkie Collins
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I am a lie who always speaks the truth.
— Jean Cocteau
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You may not like what a blunt person has to say but you should never trust the person that always…
— Sarah Moores
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Heart always speaks the truth. It lies in the human brain, which it replaces.
— Mak_786
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Truth always speaks, sometimes loudly, sometimes silently but most of times lately..
— Rajiw Shrivastava
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