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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bongo drum. I…
— Jack White
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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
— Jon Stewart
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We live in a dancing matrix of viruses; they dart, rather like bees, from organism to organism, from plant to insect to…
— Lewis Thomas
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Christmas poem to a man in jail hello Bill Abbott: I appreciate your passing around my books in jail there, my poems…
— Charles Bukowski
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Never accept the blame for what evil people do. We are all responsible for our own actions." She was lecturing him, so…
— Patricia Briggs
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There is a drowsy state, between sleeping and waking, when you dream more in five minutes with your eyes half open, and…
— Charles Dickens
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Surely it is time to examine into the meaning of words and the nature of things, and to arrive at simple facts,…
— Frances Wright
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It used to be us in my living room passing around ideas and seeing what we liked, what stuck. For ACASC it…
— Gym Class Heroes
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