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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Don't let your life pass you by, weep not for the memories.
— Sarah McLachlan
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So, the next time you're out working on your game and they pass you the rock, don't just take it to the…
— Michael Jordan
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You cannot live sheltered forever without being exposed, and at the same time be a spiritual adventurer. Be audacious. Be crazy in…
— Arnaud Desjardins
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Don't be a spectator, don't let life pass you by
— Lou Holtz
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The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by.
— Robert Breault
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The closed mind is a disease. You need to have an open mind; otherwise life will just pass you by.
— Danny Wallace
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If you see things as in eternity, you are less a prey to the pain of their passing, and so you can…
— Gerald Vann
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My personal philosophy would be don't whine, don't let opportunities pass you by, be willing to work hard, and remember that you…
— James Marsters
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But history will judge you, and as the years pass, you will ultimately judge yourself, in the extent to which you have…
— Robert Kennedy
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Sure, sometimes guys pass you up in salary, and maybe it's a lesser player, but it's all based on what a team…
— Brett Favre
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Be a man. Discover where you are now, and go on from there, making the best of things. accept your life, and…
— Robin Hobb
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By focusing on positive, healthy motivations and letting the more negative ones pass, you can purify the source of you imaginative power.
— Denis Waitley
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