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Parties Quotes by Dave Barry
- The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
- A critical function that we journalists perform at political conventions is to try to get into parties that we have not been invited to. There…
- 9 saw the first direct-dialed long-distance telephone call, between New York and San Francisco. Of course, back in that primitive era the parties had to…
- I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign…
- In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah'…
- I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and…
More Parties Quotes
- Negotiation in the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties more anxious to agree than to disagree. — Dean Acheson
- Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- First, I think more Americans need to declare their independence from partisan politics on both sides. The more that Americans declare their… — John Avlon
- The possibility of my presidential candidacy emerged spontaneously in public opinion polls. For my part, I noticed people's affection when I was… — Michelle Bachelet
- Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest… — Roseanne Barr
- The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry
- The older you get, the few slumber parties there are, and I hate that. I liked slumber parties. What happened to them? — Drew Barrymore
- It's not just spending, it's not just taxes, it's not just corruption, it is progressivism, and it is in both parties. It… — Glenn Beck
- The political parties have unanimously rejected the one-man constitutional changes. — Benazir Bhutto
- In the inner city, there's a mentality that the government owes you something. My breakthrough came when I stopped feeling sorry for… — Mary J. Blige
- By the time I was a teenager, when I went outside the house, it was about hip-hop all the time. Nothing but… — Mary J. Blige
- Last I looked - and I'm not a candidate - but last time I checked reading about the Constitution, the Electoral College… — Michael Bloomberg