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• Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little… — Dave Barry
• I want a part where I can use my own hair, my own voice, and maybe even be literate. — Judy Holliday
• If you have to change something about you to be in a part, I don't think it's easy to do. You should… — Lucas Black
• I knew I was crazy because I was watching Jesus Christ Superstar and the part where Jesus carries the cross up the… — Margaret Cho
• If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the… — Jack Handey
• Be confident in the work you did to prepare for the race. Take a look back at your training logs to remind… — Desiree Linden
• I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. — Jane Wagner
• There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's… — Craig Ferguson
• Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We… — Robert Breault
• I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me. — Amy Sedaris
• I have a secret aspiration to be considered for a part where it doesn't matter what you look like to play it. — Fred Melamed
• It really doesn't matter whether it's the villain or the hero. Sometimes the villain is the most colorful. But I prefer a… — Glenn Ford

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