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Parachutes Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to…
- I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?!
More Parachutes Quotes
- To tell her that I joined the parachute club was too hard for me. I didn't want to trouble her; besides, I… — Valentina Tereshkova
- Starting a business is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. In mid air, the entrepreneur begins building a parachute… — Robert Kiyosaki
- Minds, like parachutes, function better when open, but, like fists, they strike harder when closed. — L.E. Modesitt Jr.
- If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag… — Jack Handey
- Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. — James Dewar
- When they saw me in my space suit and the parachute dragging alongside as I walked, they started to back away in… — Yuri Gagarin
- I hope you either take up parachute jumping or stay out of single motored airplanes at night. — Charles Lindbergh
- Why does one want to walk wings? Why force one's body from a plane to make a parachute jump? Why should man… — Charles Lindbergh
- Minds are like parachutes-not much good unless they are open. — Harvey Mackay
- My words wear no parachutes as they fall out of my mouth. — Tahereh Mafi
- Falling in love was a solo act. I knew that, had learned that the hard way. You just jumped and hoped your… — Eric Jerome Dickey
- Coming down under a parachute is quite different as well. You hit the ground pretty hard, but all the systems work very… — Leroy Chiao