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Paper Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my…
- Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.
- I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I…
- I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks…
More Paper Quotes
- With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the son of… — Pietro Aretino
- Our generation in the west was lucky: we had readymade gateways. We had books, paper, teachers, schools and libraries. But many in… — Margaret Atwood
- It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's paper's, and… — Paul Auster
- My dad was an architect, and he wasn't a rich guy, but in our little world in Philadelphia, he was famous. He… — Kevin Bacon
- If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today, we sigh. — Lord Acton
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
- Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper,… — Roseanne Barr
- The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress… — Brendan Behan
- I no longer buy papers or tabloids or magazines or read blogs. I used to. But it was just filling up my… — Adele
- If you file your waste-paper basket for fifty years, you have a public library. — Tony Benn
- Right up to the middle of this century all perceptions of the world around us were delivered via the bookshelf or the… — Theodore Bikel
- I'm quite shy, so I hate seeing my private life splashed over the papers. — Andrea Bocelli