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Other Quotes by Steven Wright
- Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
- Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
- I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair,…
- It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The bad…
- The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
- I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.
- I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was…
- Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took…
- What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
- The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
More Other Quotes
- . . . a basic law: the more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.… — Norman Vincent Peale
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle
- Friendship is not only about sharing each and everything having long conversation, hanging out, its about having complete trust in each other… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in jeopardy, but… — Hannah Arendt
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. — Aristotle