"I was in the supermarket the other day,……" — Steven Wright
"I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman."
More Aisle Quotes
- I think that more and more you're going to see people of good will on their side of the aisle… — David Axelrod
- Presumptuous for me to say, but at least - at a minimum - I've been able to influence the direction… — Joe Biden
- People have no confidence that Washington, both sides of aisle, are coming together to try and do what's right for… — Michael Bloomberg
- When you accept a role in a pilot, you automatically sign up for five years. You think it's scary to… — Jennifer Aniston
- We can't go on forever with 11 million people living in this country in the shadows in an illegal status.… — John McCain
- I want to be here for a long time, so I am going to do everything I have to do… — Magic Johnson
- There is a brotherhood among the kindly- Closer and defter and more integral- Than any of aisle or coven- For… — Mervyn Peake
- A smile across the aisle of a bus in the morning could save a suicide later in the day. — Fulton J. Sheen
- It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter.… — Frank Muir
- In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact… — Ann Coulter
- Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental… — Bill Maher
- I will work with my colleagues on both sides of the aisle to preserve the Social Security promise that provides… — Chaka Fattah