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- The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
- Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
- There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
- There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
- The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you…
- The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
- The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.
- I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to…
- You know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country is only 200 years old, and already we've had…
- Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if…
- Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10…
- Their only words. You can't be afraid of words that speak the truth, even if it's an unpleasant truth.
- I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or…
- I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference…
- I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.
- The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to…
- She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
- People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before…
- I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
- A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning…
- And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front…
- One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the…
- Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?
- Regarding jam sessions: Jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift for pay and…
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- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle
- I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. — Aristotle
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
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