"Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They……" — George Carlin
"Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care…
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Something about glamour interested me. All my schoolbooks had drawings of women on terraces with a cocktail and a cigarette.
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In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
— Julia Child
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Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
— Tommy Chong
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Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.
— Loni Anderson
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If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.
— Loni Anderson
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Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.
— Loni Anderson
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Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive.
— Loni Anderson
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It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.
— Loni Anderson
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My memory of my mom is a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was…
— Loni Anderson
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I don't want my picture in any cigarettes, but I also don't want you to lose the ten dollars, so…
— Honus Wagner
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The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers…
— Richard Doll
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