"The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes……" — George Carlin

"The surgeon general warned today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But apparently only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time."

George Carlin

546 Quotes by George Carlin

George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

See all 546 quotes by George Carlin »

More Amounts Quotes

This quote is filed under Amounts Quotes, one of 402 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

See all 402 Amounts Quotes »