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- Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if…
- A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt
- The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV…
- I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.…
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- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- When I was growing up, the men in my life were abusive; women were the ones I ran to for comfort. — Kevyn Aucoin
- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster
- I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and… — David Attenborough
- Every utopia - let's just stick with the literary ones - faces the same problem: What do you do with the people… — Margaret Atwood
- Reading and writing, like everything else, improve with practice. And, of course, if there are no young readers and writers, there will… — Margaret Atwood
- I think every age lives in a blend of technology so there's always older ones mixed in with newer ones, and when… — Margaret Atwood
- What I enjoy most is travelling to different places and meeting new people. For me, it's all about life experiences, and I'm… — Jensen Ackles
- I just want everyone to know that 20,000 gun laws in the United States are unconstitutional. They infringe on your right to… — Michael Badnarik
- The long days are no happier than the short ones. — Philip James Bailey
- Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught. — Honore de Balzac
- The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I… — Douglas Adams