"A lot of the people who keep a……" — George Carlin
"A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Belt Quotes
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one of 308 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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According to some Eastern religion, there is a belt that goes across the world, and I've heard that Minnesota is…
— Melody Beattie
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The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt.
— Konrad Adenauer
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I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something. Say, instead, that you…
— Julia Cameron
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Flipping the dial through available radio stations there will blare out to any listener an array of broadcasts, 24/7, propagating…
— Tony Campolo
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else.…
— Drew Carey
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When you're my age and you see a story, you better go for it pretty quickly. I'd just like to…
— John le Carre
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Superman don't need no seat belt.
— Muhammad Ali
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I will not accept a new wave of fiscal retrenchment, of belt-tightening, without asking people at the top to make…
— Nick Clegg
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(About importance of focusing on one sport at a time) I've never tried to do that, we have more of…
— Trey Hardee
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When we were in the woods beyond Gowbarrow Park we saw a few daffodils close to the waterside. But as…
— Dorothy Wordsworth
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He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
— Neil Simon
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He who has lost his money-belt will go where you wish.
— Horace
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