Seat Belt Quotes

25 Seat Belt quotes by 24 unique authors

I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something. Say, instead, that you are doing it. Then fasten… — Julia Cameron
Superman don't need no seat belt. — Muhammad Ali
He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie. — Neil Simon
A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt — George Carlin
One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It… — P.J. O'Rourke
If someone does not have a missions heart at home, nothing magical happens when they buckle the seat belt on the airplane. — David Sills
The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he… — George Carlin
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are… — Steven Wright
I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks,… — Jeff Lindsay
Mrs. Bonneville never buckled her seat belt, even though it was required by state law; an ardent libertarian, she opposed government meddling in all matters… — Carl Hiaasen
If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt." "The what?" Xavier shook his head in… — Alexandra Adornetto
Ross was a firm believer that you could not force circumstance. You could buckle your seat belt, but still crash the car. You could throw… — Jodi Picoult
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt. — Charles M. Schulz
You have to unhook your seat belt." "That's not true." "I'm afraid it's difficult to walk on the beach if you're strapped to a car… — Nora Roberts
Escape through travel works. Almost from the moment I boarded my flight, life in England became meaningless. Seat-belt signs lit up, problems switched off. Broken… — Alex Garland
Do me a favor." "Don't lick your seat belt?" Ash's expression was total confusion. "Huh? where did that randomness come from? — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Where are you going?" "Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do." "Why did you pause?' "I'm sorry?" "You paused. You have 'some... things… — Derek Landy
Your past wouldn’t frighten me,” I said, buckling my seat belt across my lap. “I’m guessing I’d be more appalled than anything. — Becca Fitzpatrick
I don’t need anything else. I get out of bed every morning and face the world because you’re in it.” He turned the corner and… — Sylvia Day
I hate the beep beep of the car, when I put in motion and I have not fasten my seat belt. From how annoying this… — Adriano Giannini
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!… — Madea
Unfortunately it's belong bad luck with this fucking life he's pressure me with tightly to not have any accomplished to something make me different of… — Zakaria
If Im driving you crazy just remember to put on your seat belt. — Superman
I'm on this ride called life speeding through society, with no seat-belt and no destination... Just motivation and determination. — Unknown Author
If you r living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. — Ritu Ghatourey

Who Wrote These Seat Belt Quotes

24 authors contributed a total of 25 Seat Belt Quotes as follows: