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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older…
— Dave Barry
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Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt…
— Margaret Mahy
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Under the current system, all children under 17 are treated equally. However, while some films may be appropriate for older children to…
— Rob Reiner
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Rhesus monkeys as well as human adults and older children living in a remote Amazon village have been given comparison and addition…
— Elizabeth Spelke
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We are but older children, dear, Who fret to find our bedtime near.
— Lewis Carroll
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Come, hearken then, ere voice of dread, with bitter tiding laden, shall summon to unwelcome bed a melancholy maiden! We are but…
— Lewis Carroll
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The one thing I regret is missing the time with my older children when they were young.
— Kris Kristofferson
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I have read only the first 'Harry Potter' book. I thought it excellent, perhaps the best thing written for older children since…
— Gene Wolfe
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