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- We all experience many freakish and unexpected events - you have to be open to suffering a little. The philosopher Schopenhauer talked… — Viggo Mortensen
- I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great… — Dominic Chianese
- I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said… — Jack Handey
- Not all writers are artists. But all of us like the idea of somebody in the year 2283 blowing the dust off… — Unknown Author
- They often ask me to shoot for them. But I say no. I think an old guy like me ought not take… — Helmut Newton
- I'm a 50 year-old guy and I'm not in shape like I was when I was 30. — Richard Gere
- I think a lot of kids get scared by 'E.T.' Sometimes when I do the science-fiction conventions, I'll have a 35-year-old guy… — Dee Wallace
- It sounds strange to say it, but you can be in a war zone and have a lot of fun. Even though… — Bruce Cockburn
- My biggest complaint about drivers out in the country has tended to be that they're not in a great hurry to get… — Linwood Barclay
- I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got cable, then you've got no choice but to know… — Steve Burns
- I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy. — Warren Cuccurullo
- I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. — Chuck Eddy