Old Guy Quotes

31 quotes by 31 authors

We all experience many freakish and unexpected events - you have to be open to suffering a little. The philosopher Schopenhauer talked about how out… — Viggo Mortensen
I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy… — Dominic Chianese
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he… — Jack Handey
Not all writers are artists. But all of us like the idea of somebody in the year 2283 blowing the dust off one of our… — William Attwood
They often ask me to shoot for them. But I say no. I think an old guy like me ought not take pages away from… — Helmut Newton
I'm a 50 year-old guy and I'm not in shape like I was when I was 30. — Richard Gere
I think a lot of kids get scared by 'E.T.' Sometimes when I do the science-fiction conventions, I'll have a 35-year-old guy with tatts and… — Dee Wallace
It sounds strange to say it, but you can be in a war zone and have a lot of fun. Even though war is essentially… — Bruce Cockburn
My biggest complaint about drivers out in the country has tended to be that they're not in a great hurry to get where they're going.… — Linwood Barclay
I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got cable, then you've got no choice but to know who I am.… — Steve Burns
I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy. — Warren Cuccurullo
I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. — Chuck Eddy
I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy. — Harry Carey, Jr.
I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23 and can get… — Andy Cohen
I have an easy tendency to stumble and fall, which is not a good thing in an 84-year-old guy, so when I brush my teeth,… — Walter Mischel
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old… — Ray Romano
She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out in the middle… — Rachel Caine
But when I am around strangers, I turn into a conversational Mount St. Helens. I'm dormant, dormant, quiet, quiet, old-guy loners build log cabins on… — Sarah Vowell
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guyâ€™s lap was already creepy enough. We didnâ€™t need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead
Some old guy once said that the meaning of life is that it ends. — Lee Child

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