Old Guy Quotes
31 quotes by 31 authors
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We all experience many freakish and unexpected events - you have to be open to suffering a little. The philosopher Schopenhauer talked about how out…
— Viggo Mortensen
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I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy…
— Dominic Chianese
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I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he…
— Jack Handey
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Not all writers are artists. But all of us like the idea of somebody in the year 2283 blowing the dust off one of our…
— William Attwood
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They often ask me to shoot for them. But I say no. I think an old guy like me ought not take pages away from…
— Helmut Newton
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I'm a 50 year-old guy and I'm not in shape like I was when I was 30.
— Richard Gere
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I think a lot of kids get scared by 'E.T.' Sometimes when I do the science-fiction conventions, I'll have a 35-year-old guy with tatts and…
— Dee Wallace
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It sounds strange to say it, but you can be in a war zone and have a lot of fun. Even though war is essentially…
— Bruce Cockburn
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My biggest complaint about drivers out in the country has tended to be that they're not in a great hurry to get where they're going.…
— Linwood Barclay
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I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got cable, then you've got no choice but to know who I am.…
— Steve Burns
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I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy.
— Warren Cuccurullo
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I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn.
— Chuck Eddy
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I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy.
— Harry Carey, Jr.
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I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23 and can get…
— Andy Cohen
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I have an easy tendency to stumble and fall, which is not a good thing in an 84-year-old guy, so when I brush my teeth,…
— Walter Mischel
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I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old…
— Ray Romano
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She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out in the middle…
— Rachel Caine
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But when I am around strangers, I turn into a conversational Mount St. Helens. I'm dormant, dormant, quiet, quiet, old-guy loners build log cabins on…
— Sarah Vowell
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Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
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Some old guy once said that the meaning of life is that it ends.
— Lee Child
Who Wrote These Old Guy Quotes
31 authors contributed a total of 31 Old Guy Quotes, led by these top contributors: