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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Popular Obama Says quotes from across the collection:
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I don't pay a lot of attention, frankly, to what Barack Obama says.
— Dick Cheney
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Obama says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did.…
— Mitt Romney
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The question is - and this is what Barack Obama didn't want to answer - is that human life a person under…
— Rick Santorum
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President Obama says he will not support a healthcare plan where the government gets to decide whether to, quote, 'pull the plug…
— Conan O'Brien
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Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may…
— Jay Leno
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Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
— Jon Stewart
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Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a…
— Jay Leno
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Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That…
— Evan Sayet
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President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is…
— David Letterman
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Now look at the crowd. We’ve got everybody here tonight: Black, white, Asian, Latinos—and guess what? President Obama says we can all…
— Pitbull
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