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Noticed Quotes by George Carlin
- Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
- Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it…
- I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered…
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