"Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always……" — George Carlin
"Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Always Smile Quotes
This quote is filed under Always Smile Quotes,
one of 66 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'm always smiling, always waving. I'm just a natural show-off.
— Kristie Phillips
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Good people are seldom fully recognised during their lifetimes, and here, there are serious problems of corruption. One day it…
— Alice Stewart
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Be nice to everyone, always smile & appreciate things because it could all be gone tomorrow.
— Cory Monteith
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I'm a very outgoing person. I'm always happy, I'm one of those people who are always smiling. If somebody described…
— Corbin Bleu
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One way or another, if you’re persistent, fortune always smiles on you.
— Charlton Heston
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Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most…
— Terry Pratchett
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Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the…
— Mike Royko
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You will find out that Charity is a heavy burden to carry, heavier than the kettle of soup and the…
— St. Vincent
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Conserve the vital energy, follow a balanced diet, and always smile and be happy. He who finds joy within himself…
— Paramahansa Yogananda
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Did you know...that when you walk past a flower, whether it be in somebody's garden or on a vacant hillside,…
— Ron Atchison
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From the drawing-room window I see pass almost daily an old gentleman with white hair, a firm step, broad shoulders,…
— W.N.P. Barbellion
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With a gun against my belly I... I always smile.
— Owen Wister
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