Ever Noticed Quotes

68 quotes by 58 authors

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? — George Carlin
Have you ever noticed how statists are constantly "reforming" their own handiwork? Education reform. Health-care reform. Welfare reform. Tax reform. The very fact that they're… — Lawrence Reed
Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there. — Richard Pryor
Have you ever noticed how transparent people are when you really look at them? — Walter Huston
Have you ever noticed when you start getting happy, you say, uh-uh, I'd better watch out. I feel too good. Something's going to happen — Dyan Cannon
Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson? — Rush Limbaugh
Letting go is the lesson. Letting go is always the lesson. Have you ever noticed how much of our agony is all tied up with… — Susan Lydon
Have you ever noticed?--people, no matter how beautiful or desirable, invariably will, if observed closely while going about their daily business of keeping alive, begin… — Donald Antrim
Have you ever noticed how grateful you are to see daylight again after coming through a long dark tunnel? Always try to see life around… — Jefferson Smith
Have you ever noticed, the saddest person has the most beautiful smile — Kid Cudi
I do not know if you have ever noticed that the more you struggle to understand, the less you understand any problem. But, the moment… — Jiddu Krishnamurti
Beside Mama, in my own folding chair, with my feet sticking out in front of me, I thought about my own innards. Just a few… — Katherine Dunn
It seems to me that you are better off, as a writer and as an American, in a small town than you'd be in New… — H. L. Mencken
Haven't you ever noticed how highways always get beautiful near the state capital? — Shirley Ann Grau
Have you ever noticed that Jesus is never recorded as taking a holiday? He retired for the purposes of his mission, not from it. He… — Evelyn Underhill
I am such a good man, at bottom, such a good man, how is it that nobody ever noticed it? — Samuel Beckett
Have you ever noticed how people who wear camouflage gear really stand out in a crowd? — Peter Thomas
Have you ever noticed how bored people are also boring? — Amy Dickinson
Have you ever noticed how most critics disagree with the public? That should tell you a lot about critics. — Shia LaBeouf

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