Ever Noticed Quotes
68 quotes by 58 authors
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
— George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?
— George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed how statists are constantly "reforming" their own handiwork? Education reform. Health-care reform. Welfare reform. Tax reform. The very fact that they're…
— Lawrence Reed
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Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.
— Richard Pryor
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Have you ever noticed how transparent people are when you really look at them?
— Walter Huston
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Have you ever noticed when you start getting happy, you say, uh-uh, I'd better watch out. I feel too good. Something's going to happen
— Dyan Cannon
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Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?
— Rush Limbaugh
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Letting go is the lesson. Letting go is always the lesson. Have you ever noticed how much of our agony is all tied up with…
— Susan Lydon
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Have you ever noticed?--people, no matter how beautiful or desirable, invariably will, if observed closely while going about their daily business of keeping alive, begin…
— Donald Antrim
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Have you ever noticed how grateful you are to see daylight again after coming through a long dark tunnel? Always try to see life around…
— Jefferson Smith
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Have you ever noticed, the saddest person has the most beautiful smile
— Kid Cudi
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I do not know if you have ever noticed that the more you struggle to understand, the less you understand any problem. But, the moment…
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
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Beside Mama, in my own folding chair, with my feet sticking out in front of me, I thought about my own innards. Just a few…
— Katherine Dunn
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It seems to me that you are better off, as a writer and as an American, in a small town than you'd be in New…
— H. L. Mencken
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Haven't you ever noticed how highways always get beautiful near the state capital?
— Shirley Ann Grau
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Have you ever noticed that Jesus is never recorded as taking a holiday? He retired for the purposes of his mission, not from it. He…
— Evelyn Underhill
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I am such a good man, at bottom, such a good man, how is it that nobody ever noticed it?
— Samuel Beckett
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Have you ever noticed how people who wear camouflage gear really stand out in a crowd?
— Peter Thomas
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Have you ever noticed how bored people are also boring?
— Amy Dickinson
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Have you ever noticed how most critics disagree with the public? That should tell you a lot about critics.
— Shia LaBeouf
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