"Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the……" — Erma Bombeck
"Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Crocodiles Quotes
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
— Winston Churchill
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I would be stupid not to be on my own side. But I'm a human being, too. And I'm on…
— Maya Angelou
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Appeasement, said Winston Churchill, consists of being nice to a crocodile in the hope that he will eat you last.…
— John Naughton
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They feed the crocodile in the hope that he will eat them last.
— Winston Churchill
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[At the end of the story, its main character, Tom] is now a great man of science, and can plan…
— Charles Kingsley
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Nature has provided two great gifts: life and then the diversity of living things, jellyfish and humans, worms and crocodiles.…
— Unknown Author
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When some portion of the biosphere is rather unpopular with the human race-a crocodile, a dandelion, a stony valley, a…
— Mary Midgley
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He described to me how crocodiles kill more people than sharks. There are just a lot of things in Australia…
— Barack Obama
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Nature is a tropical swamp in sunshine, on whose purlieus we hear the song of summer birds, and see prismatic…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Are we not witnessing a strange tableau of survival whenever a bird alights on the head of a crocodile, bringing…
— Anna Lee
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As there is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it, so reasonable arguments, challenges to…
— William James
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Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.
— Homer
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