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• Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is… — Guy Finley
• She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no… — Red Skelton
• Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender. — Wayne White
• I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in… — Jimmy Page
• You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask… — Erma Bombeck
• All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair. — Holly Goldberg Sloan
• Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up… — Bob Hope
• Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. — Jerry Seinfeld
• I was born in a blender. — Lorna Luft
• Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender. — Albert Brooks
• Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process,… — Nathan Myhrvold
• A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld

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