Blender Quotes
28 quotes by 27 authors
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Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is like trying to organize your…
— Guy Finley
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She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So…
— Red Skelton
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Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.
— Homer
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Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender.
— Wayne White
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I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room in the blender…
— Jimmy Page
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
— Erma Bombeck
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All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair.
— Holly Goldberg Sloan
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the…
— Bob Hope
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Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.
— Jerry Seinfeld
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I was born in a blender.
— Lorna Luft
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Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.
— Albert Brooks
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Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process, the traditional decanter is a…
— Nathan Myhrvold
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
— Jerry Seinfeld
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Science fiction is like a blender - you can put in any historical experience and take influences from everything you see, read or experience.
— Joss Whedon
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Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently,…
— Tim Burton
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Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong…
— Jhonen Vasquez
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Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Hi, Max," she said, pushing her shades up onto her curls. "I hope your wearing sunscreen," i said, “your gonna have hella wrinkles by the…
— James Patterson
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Quarkbeasts, for all their fearsome looks, are obedient to a fault. They are nine-tenths velociraptor and kitchen blender and one-tenth Labrador. It was the Labrador…
— Jasper Fforde
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Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that…
— Jeaniene Frost
Who Wrote These Blender Quotes
27 authors contributed a total of 28 Blender Quotes, led by these top contributors: