Blender Quotes

28 quotes by 27 authors

• Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is like trying to organize your… — Guy Finley
• She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So… — Red Skelton
• Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender. — Homer
• Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender. — Wayne White
• I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room in the blender… — Jimmy Page
• You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home. — Erma Bombeck
• All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair. — Holly Goldberg Sloan
• Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the… — Bob Hope
• Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. — Jerry Seinfeld
• I was born in a blender. — Lorna Luft
• Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender. — Albert Brooks
• Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process, the traditional decanter is a… — Nathan Myhrvold
• A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld
• Science fiction is like a blender - you can put in any historical experience and take influences from everything you see, read or experience. — Joss Whedon
• Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently,… — Tim Burton
• Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong… — Jhonen Vasquez
• Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Hi, Max," she said, pushing her shades up onto her curls. "I hope your wearing sunscreen," i said, “your gonna have hella wrinkles by the… — James Patterson
• Quarkbeasts, for all their fearsome looks, are obedient to a fault. They are nine-tenths velociraptor and kitchen blender and one-tenth Labrador. It was the Labrador… — Jasper Fforde
• Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that… — Jeaniene Frost

Who Wrote These Blender Quotes

27 authors contributed a total of 28 Blender Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 2 Blender Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
• 1 Blender Quote by Guy Finley
• 1 Blender Quote by Red Skelton
• 1 Blender Quote by Homer
• 1 Blender Quote by Wayne White
• 1 Blender Quote by Jimmy Page
• 1 Blender Quote by Erma Bombeck
• 1 Blender Quote by Holly Goldberg Sloan
• 1 Blender Quote by Bob Hope
• 1 Blender Quote by Lorna Luft
• 1 Blender Quote by Albert Brooks
• 1 Blender Quote by Nathan Myhrvold
• 1 Blender Quote by Joss Whedon
• 1 Blender Quote by Tim Burton
• 1 Blender Quote by Jhonen Vasquez
• 1 Blender Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon
• 1 Blender Quote by James Patterson
• 1 Blender Quote by Jasper Fforde
• 1 Blender Quote by Jeaniene Frost
• 1 Blender Quote by Steven Squyres
• 1 Blender Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Blender Quote by Kendrick Lamar
• 1 Blender Quote by Reel 2 Real
• 1 Blender Quote by Nicholas Rose
• 1 Blender Quote by Jerry Seinfeild