"Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full……" — Jhonen Vasquez
"Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me."
More Blender Quotes
- Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is… — Guy Finley
- She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no… — Red Skelton
- Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender. — Homer
- Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender. — Wayne White
- I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in… — Jimmy Page
- You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask… — Erma Bombeck
- All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair. — Holly Goldberg Sloan
- Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up… — Bob Hope
- Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. — Jerry Seinfeld
- I was born in a blender. — Lorna Luft
- Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender. — Albert Brooks
- Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process,… — Nathan Myhrvold