Blenders Quotes

27 quotes by 26 authors

Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is like trying to organize your… — Guy Finley
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So… — Red Skelton
When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders. — Stephan Pastis
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender. — Homer
Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender. — Wayne White
I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room in the blender… — Jimmy Page
When I'm 18, I can finally order that paid programming stuff on TV. Like it always says, 'Must be 18 or older to call,' so… — Austin Mahone
You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home. — Erma Bombeck
All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair. — Holly Goldberg Sloan
Economics played a role. Raleighs have gone from six fifty to nine dollars a carton, but there's a three-quarter cent coupon on the back. You… — Earl Weaver
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the… — Bob Hope
Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. — Jerry Seinfeld
I was born in a blender. — Lorna Luft
Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender. — Albert Brooks
As MBA professors endlessly tell their students, companies do best when they stick to what they do well. There's a reason Apple doesn't make blenders.… — Jeffrey Kluger
Wine lovers have known for centuries that decanting wine before serving it often improves its flavor. Whatever the dominant process, the traditional decanter is a… — Nathan Myhrvold
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld
Science fiction is like a blender - you can put in any historical experience and take influences from everything you see, read or experience. — Joss Whedon
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently,… — Tim Burton
Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong… — Jhonen Vasquez

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