"When you can't draw chameleons and you can't……" — Stephan Pastis
"When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders."
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32 Quotes by Stephan Pastis
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Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for…
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When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more…
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I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where…
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My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.
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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.
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Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.
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We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.
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You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic…
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Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
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Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.
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I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to…
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