"Whenever I see people with their collars up,……" — Stephan Pastis
"Whenever I see people with their collars up, I'm tempted to point it out to them like you would for someone who has a food stain on their shirt or food in their teeth, as if to say, 'Your fashion sense is so offensive I'm assuming it's some sort of accident you'll want to fix."
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32 Quotes by Stephan Pastis
Stephan Pastis has 32 quotes on this site.
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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become…
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I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small…
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When I was at the University of California at Berkeley, I went to some classes that must have had more…
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I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where…
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My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.
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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.
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Repeats are the absolute soul-crushing killers of the comics page.
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We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.
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You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic…
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Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying.
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Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.
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I don't like drawing characters facing right. If I tried to do that at a book signing, I'd have to…
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Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident.
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Be Prepared... the meaning of the motto is that a scout must prepare himself by previous thinking out and practicing…
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Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.
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I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you…
— Roseanne Barr
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No one in the United States has become seriously ill or has died because of any kind of accident at…
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What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will…
— Ludwig van Beethoven
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Idle people are often bored and bored people, unless they sleep a lot, are cruel. It is not accident that…
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The Communist regime didn't consider this to be a shining moment in history and assigned no heroism to it. They…
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There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.
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U2 is sort of song writing by accident really. We don't really know what we're doing and when we do,…
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It's not a coincidence that in the Scriptures, poverty is mentioned more than 2,100 times. It's not an accident. That's…
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I really discovered I had thyroid disease by accident. My son was having some health concerns, and as I filled…
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