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- Looking to any angry, anxious, or otherwise stressed emotional state to help you sort out the pain you're in is like trying… — Guy Finley
- She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton
- When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders. — Stephan Pastis
- Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender. — Homer
- Some of these bulls are gonna' spin those cowboys so fast, they'll look like a frog in a blender. — Wayne White
- I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room… — Jimmy Page
- When I'm 18, I can finally order that paid programming stuff on TV. Like it always says, 'Must be 18 or older… — Austin Mahone
- You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's… — Erma Bombeck
- All reality is a blender where hopes and dreams are mixed with fear and despair. — Holly Goldberg Sloan
- Economics played a role. Raleighs have gone from six fifty to nine dollars a carton, but there's a three-quarter cent coupon on… — Earl Weaver
- Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many… — Bob Hope
- Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for. — Jerry Seinfeld