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Notice Quotes by George Carlin
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the…
- If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at…
- So about 80 years after the Constitution is ratified, the slaves are freed. Not so you'd really notice it of course; just kinda on paper.…
- Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
More Notice Quotes
- No notice is taken of a little evil, but when it increases it strikes the eye. — Aristotle
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- The Steps to Folly as well as Sin are gradual, and almost imperceptible, and when we are once on the Decline, we… — Mary Astell
- Pessimists are the people who have no hope for themselves or for others. Pessimists are also people who think the human race… — James A. Baldwin
- A teenager usually wants to try to get people to notice him in some way, to feel like someone gives a damn.… — Christian Bale
- I'm not an actor that tends to care. I don't ask 'Is this a close up? Is this a master? Is this… — Christian Bale
- It is easy to sit up and take notice, What is difficult is getting up and taking action. — Honore de Balzac
- A mathematician is a person who can find analogies between theorems; a better mathematician is one who can see analogies between proofs… — Stefan Banach
- It was hard to get guys to notice me, period, because I was so skinny and all my friends were curvy. Plus,… — Tyra Banks
- Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice never attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and… — Roseanne Barr
- The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry
- Now, if you notice how the swan, putting its neck down into the deep water, brings up food for itself from below,… — Saint Basil