"I find it discouraging - and a bit……" — George Carlin
"I find it discouraging - and a bit depressing - when I notice the unequal treatment afforded by the media to UFO believers on the one hand, and on the other, to those who believe in an invisible supreme being who inhabits the sky."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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In that temple of silence and reconciliation where the enmities of twenty generations lie buried, in the great Abbey which…
— Thomas B. Macaulay
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Thus strength is afforded by good and thorough customs, thus is learnt the subjection of the individual, and strenuousness of…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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All this creative power of the mind amounts to no more than the faculty of compounding, transposing, augmenting, or diminishing…
— David Hume
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All of my life I've spent a lot of time with gay men - Montgomery Clift, Jimmy Dean, Rock Hudson…
— Elizabeth Taylor
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The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis.
— Marlon Brando
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We cannot see how the evidence afforded by the unquestioned progressive development of organised existence-crowned as it has been by…
— George Julius Poulett Scrope
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Mr Hooke sent, in his next letter [to Sir Isaac Newton] the whole of his Hypothesis, scil that the gravitation…
— John Aubrey
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It was critical to finding a way out. I had assumed young women knew the history of feminism and must…
— Betty Buckley
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I am from Britain and think it is right that as a woman I am paid the same as my…
— Emma Watson
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I support ensuring that committed gay couples have the same rights and responsibilities afforded to any married couple in this…
— Barack Obama
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Last time I checked, Congress was created to uphold the values of the Constitution, not the Bible and its biased…
— Barack Obama
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Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of…
— Mary Somerville
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