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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
— Jack Handey
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Love don't love nobody got me feeling like, I shouldn't love myself
— Young Jeezy
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But with my last film, Spider it was agony. The money was always disappearing, nobody got paid, it was very difficult -…
— David Cronenberg
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Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe…
— Ani DiFranco
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Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.
— Louis L'Amour
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Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar…
— Douglas Adams
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Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's…
— Gordon Korman
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Repressively, Lymond himself answered. “I dislike being discussed as if I were a disease. Nobody ‘got’ me,” he said.
— Dorothy Dunnett
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I guess I figured out my dad was a fight coordinator pretty early, because I always saw him running into walls and…
— Devon Bostick
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We made this movie for $17, and nobody got anything. So it never dawned on me that we would get real people.
— Paul Reiser
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Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.
— Tom Wilson
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So nobody got time for people who aren't worth your time.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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