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Nobody Ever Quotes by Dave Barry
- In foreign countries such as Italy, the government puts strict-looking speed limit signs everywhere, but nobody ever sees them because light does not travel fast…
- Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years…
More Nobody Ever Quotes
- I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home. — David Attenborough
- I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
- Nobody ever asks who was the seventh person on the Moon. The only thing they know is who's number one and who's… — Buzz Aldrin
- The world is a country which nobody ever yet knew by description; one must travel through it one's self to be acquainted… — Lord Chesterfield
- The only thing worse than finishing second is to be lying on the desert alone with your back broken. Either way, nobody… — Unknown Author
- Nobody ever did anything very foolish except from some strong principle. — William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne
- There's more violence in one football game than there is in an entire hockey season, and nobody ever talks about that. — Unknown Author
- That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted over ditches, and to have the best… — Sojourner Truth
- Nobody ever wins the National Open. Somebody loses it. — Bobby Jones
- Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything. — Johnny Miller
- Nobody ever swung a club too slowly. — Bobby Jones
- Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything. — Jack Nicklaus