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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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It is important to be nice. But sometimes niceness can be misconstrued as weak. Should we be nice to everybody? Should we…
— Dave Barry
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You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right…
— Mort Walker
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A world of nice people, content in their own niceness, looking no further, turned away from God, would be just as desperately…
— C.S. Lewis
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A lot of warm vulgarity is incomparably preferable to a little bit of pinched niceness
— Caitlin Thomas
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It always amazes me how many women like dangerous men. Men who almost from the moment you meet them, you know are…
— Laurell K. Hamilton
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Niceness is the psychological armor of the people-pleaser.
— Harriet B. Braiker
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We're not all nice, and there are a lot of levels of ambition and niceness.
— Heather Donahue
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Never trust a southerner. No, I`m kidding. They`re wonderful. You want to believe in his niceness and his charm, but he`s an…
— Nathan Fillion
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Don't mistake niceness for weakness.
— Jennifer Granholm
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I'm a nice guy to anyone I meet, until they show me they don't deserve niceness. I'll turn very quickly. But I'm…
— Noel Clarke
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He was a thorough good sort; a bit limited; a bit thick in the head; yes; but a thorough good sort. Whatever…
— Virginia Woolf
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I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised…
— Rick Riordan
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