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Nice Quotes by Jack Handey
- To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled men of the fort, it was more than that. It was…
- Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust…
- I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said I thought he…
- Sometimes I wonder if I'm sexy enough. When I walk into a singles bar with my "fashionable" shirt, "fashionable" slacks, and a big new rubber…
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- It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger. — Lance Armstrong
- I'm not an animal lover if that means you think things are nice if you can pat them, but I am intoxicated… — David Attenborough
- I've been to Nepal, but I'd like to go to Tibet. It must be a wonderful place to go. I don't think… — David Attenborough
- I am nice to everybody. But people really take advantage of it. — Dan Auerbach
- I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap. — Dan Aykroyd
- I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? — Douglas Adams
- I'm not such a big star. I am just a little planet. In Spain, people don't put so much attention on the… — Antonio Banderas
- It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. — Brigitte Bardot
- When you're young, you're always wondering when you're actually going to feel like a grownup. And I think you probably fear it,… — Drew Barrymore
- The woman who purposely destroys her unborn child is guilty of murder. With us there is no nice enquiry as to its… — Saint Basil
- It would perhaps be nice to be alternately the victim and the executioner. — Charles Baudelaire