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Next Time Quotes by Jack Handey
- Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been…
- The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a…
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- If you go to one demonstration and then go home, that's something, but the people in power can live with that. What… — Noam Chomsky
- The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful. — Al McGuire
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