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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Everyday's a battle against; everyday's a fight for. Everyday is collaged with shadows cast in everyday's sunrise. Everyday is a new chance.
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When you give others a new chance, a new chance is really being given to you.
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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance. But with every sunset, you blew it.
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There's no more film; now everything's digital. I welcome this. It's fantastic for me to have a new chance.
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Everyday is a new chance to be a better person, to do good and correct past mistakes.
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Every day gives us a new chance not to think about past,to do something new.bt
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Past means forget, future means a new chance, present means it's the day you make things right.
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Never be afraid to to start over because it's a new chance to rebuild what you want.
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Every MORNING is a new chance for somethings new in the LIFE. GoOd MoRnInG.....
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