"With every new sunrise, there is a new……" — Jack Handey

"With every new sunrise, there is a new chance. But with every sunset, you blew it."

— Jack Handey

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397 Quotes by Jack Handey

Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…

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The aircraft that blew up the World Trade Center in New York and the Pentagon in Washington conveyed several messages… — James Buchan
Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great. — Jennifer Aniston
When we were in the woods beyond Gowbarrow Park we saw a few daffodils close to the waterside. But as… — Dorothy Wordsworth
It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed… — P.G. Wodehouse
It's a 90 minute game for sure. In fact I used to train for a 190 minute game so that… — Bill Shankly
A personal note to the Founding Fathers: We're sorry. We blew it. You made it possible for us to live… — Unknown Author
A cold wind blew on the prairie on the day the last buffalo fell. A death wind for my people. — Sitting Bull
I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of… — Jerry Falwell
I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the… — Ronnie Shakes
Damn I really did it. I blew the first words on the moon, didn't I? — Neil Armstrong
The bombs the government drops in Iraq are the bombs that blew up in New York City. — Van Jones
I saw Madeleine Stowe from Revenge recently, and she totally blew me away. And growing up I loved Morticia Addams… — Sarah Shahi

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