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Needs Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey…
- At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9…
- My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he…
- I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning.…
- Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why…
- I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
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