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• Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper,… — Roseanne Barr
• She's been on more laps than a napkin. — Walter Winchell
• After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine;… — William Safire
• I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like… — Drake
• The odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a… — Jerome K. Jerome
• The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin. — Carmine Gallo
• Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a… — Pippa Middleton
• My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I'd ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and… — Alexander Wang
• Nothing is more pleasant than to see a pretty woman, her napkin well placed under her arms, one of her hands on… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
• Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding… — Andy Rooney
• Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage.… — Jack Handey
• Beauty without intelligence, is a masterpiece painted on a napkin. — Barbara Palvin

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