"Here's a good thing to do if you……" — Jack Handey

Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party… - Jack Handey

"Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy."

— Jack Handey

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