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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.
— Jack Handey
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I am an extremely private person. I always feel that I come across as a caricature of myself whenever I do interviews.
— Mia Kirshner
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People always get tired of one another. I grow tired of myself whenever I am left alone for ten minutes, and I…
— George Bernard Shaw
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There was this rapper from New Orleans, Mystikal, who when I hear his music, I hear myself. Whenever I wanna get hyped,…
— Anthony Mackie
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My office has a view of low-cost housing, old East German prefabricated apartment buildings. It isn't an attractive view, but it's very…
— Sigmar Gabriel
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I always pushed myself. Whenever I felt I needed to stop, I made myself run faster.
— Cecelia Ahern
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I trained myself, whenever I walk into auditions, to hate everyone in the room.
— Adam Driver
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Realistic writing kept me stable. It kept my mind less clustered by resting my soul; pouring it onto a blank canvas. I…
— Needa Muy
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