"Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell……" — Jack Handey

Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress… - Jack Handey

"Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo."

— Jack Handey

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397 Quotes by Jack Handey

Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…

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More Bozo Quotes

This quote is filed under Bozo Quotes, one of 13 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Try stuff. I also used to believe that it's better to be smart than lucky because if you're smart you… — Guy Kawasaki
You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo...… — Robin Williams
If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it's good. I'm not Chuckles The Clown. Or… — Tom Waits
Dogs change lives. Half Buddha, half Bozo, they keep us tethered to the earth, and teach us to fly. Our… — Pam Houston
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses.… — Carl Sagan
Steve Jobs has a saying that A players hire A players; B players hire C players; and C players hire… — Guy Kawasaki
The usual rejoinder to someone who says 'They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Galileo' is to say 'But they… — Carl Sagan
I ain't F___king wit u dumb b*!thes no more always in the club luking like a bozo — Nicki Minaj
I aint f_____king with u dumb b!*ches no more always in the club luking like a bozo — Nicki Minaj
BOZO THE CLOWN IS MY MENTOR. — Wayne Dyer
They say, I'm a UNIQUE piece :* Me:- you Bozo :p :D — Unknown Author

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