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My Head Quotes by Jack Handey
- I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having…
- Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I…
- Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were…
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- I used to tremble from nerves so badly that the only way I could hold my head steady was to lower my… — Lauren Bacall
- I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head,… — Lauren Bacall
- I've only ever trusted my gut on everything. I don't trust my head, I don't trust my heart, I trust my gut. — Bryan Adams
- I completely take on the risk, the poker game, which being an artist means, and I'm going to try to make a… — Antonio Banderas
- My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at the top.… — Tyra Banks
- When I see myself at 14 years old I can put my hands on my head and think: 'How could I have… — Javier Bardem
- When I lay my head on the pillow at night I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I… — Drew Barrymore
- I don't mind a little Sturm und Drang. When I was doing 'Riding in Cars With Boys,' I wouldn't smile at anybody,… — Drew Barrymore
- For a person as obsessed with music as I am, I always hear a song in the back of my head, all… — Bjork
- My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing… — Corbin Bleu
- I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I… — Mary J. Blige
- I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man,' and I banged my head once. I had to fall really hard. — Emily Blunt