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Most Quotes by George Carlin
- Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
- Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.
- Hooray for most things!
- Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does…
- I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
- In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people…
- Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
- Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of…
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What…
More Most Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. — Aristotle
- The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons. — Aristotle
- Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved. — Aristotle
- For as the eyes of bats are to the blaze of day, so is the reason in our soul to the things… — Aristotle
- Most people would rather give than get affection. — Aristotle
- What the statesman is most anxious to produce is a certain moral character in his fellow citizens, namely a disposition to virtue… — Aristotle
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
- The most deeply personal of my works are the non-fiction works, the autobiographical works, because there, I'm talking about myself very directly. — Paul Auster