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- I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or acting like you know what you're doing.
- I have more pictures of my children than my father ever looked at me,
- But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we…
- I guess the reasons against having more children always seem uninspiring and superficial. What exactly am I missing out on? Money? A few more hours…
- Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers,…
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- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
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- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle
- The whole is more than the sum of its parts. — Aristotle