"I guess the reasons against having more children……" — Jim Gaffigan
"I guess the reasons against having more children always seem uninspiring and superficial. What exactly am I missing out on? Money? A few more hours of sleep? A more peaceful meal? More hair? These are nothing compared to what I get from these five monsters who rule my life."
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
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